Some Orthodox humor

https://www.salernoformazione.com/d048l5v The humor below comes from more than one person:

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– How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?

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– What do you call a Protestant interested in Church history?

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https://www.fogliandpartners.com/4pxg7qar2 – You know you’re in an Orthodox church when the priest says, ‘Let us complete our prayer to the Lord’, and there’s still half an hour to go.

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Possible Orthodox bumper stickers:

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