Pithless Thoughts did it to me again!
When I saw this “magazine cover,” I laughed and laughed. And, then, I wondered whether I should be crying. Yes, it challenged me again. Sadly, we have some monk wanna be people in Orthodoxy. It is a serious enough problem that our bishops had to address the issue more than once. What do I mean by “monk wanna be?” Well, let’s just say that we have had some converts that began to adopt a significant part of the outerwear of monastics and many of their spiritual practices. They do grow their hair and beard long, always go around with a prayer rope, and, yes, have been known to walk around in cassocks.
For all too many of them, there was a sadly judgmental approach that began to grow. They began to look down on people who were not as “spiritual” as they. They began to quietly criticize priests who did not do the “full” services, which meant the monastic version of the services rather than the cathedral version of the services. Anything which the hierarchs changed was seen as a compromise with modernity and the explanation for all the ills that have beset the Orthodox Church. Many saw themselves as heirs to the courageous monks of yore who maintained the faith and held firm against the apostate and the heretic.
Yet, here was the problem. None of them were under authority. None of them were a part of a monastic community in which you receive spiritual direction and in which you are given aid to purge yourself of the sin which so easily besets all of us. Saint John Climacus (Saint John of the Ladder) in his Ladder of Divine Ascent warns that the spiritual practices that he recommends are only for the monastics and are not to be taken on without the guidance of a spiritual director. Lorenzo Scupoli in his Spiritual Combat (edited by Saint Nicodemus of the Holy Mountain and revised by Saint Theopan the Recluse) says exactly the same thing. The consistent warning by the monastic writers is that their practices are not to be undertaken by lay people outside a monastery, and are most certainly not to be undertaken without spiritual guidance. And these converts were the precise demonstration of why the monastic writers insisted on this rule. The schema of a monk when carried on outside a monastery most surely leads to error and arrogance. Only in the hothouse atmosphere of the monastery (or the hermitage) can the schema of the monastic grow a beautiful flower for the Lord rather than a corrupted plantling. In fact, even among the monastics few are allowed to take on the Great Schema, and that only after years of service and a life that shows the holiness of the Lord.
But, you know, it is all too easy for all of us to take on some part of the attitude of these converts. I get to wear a collar. On Sundays I am outfitted in holy vestments. I am called Father, honored and revered by most Orthodox (yes, I have a few problem children who are trying to teach me patience by their behavior and lack of respect for me). And, it is so easy for me to begin to believe that my outerwear makes me holy. Yet whenever I look inside myself, I end up having to say, “Amazing Grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.” When I look inside myself I have no doubt as to why the main Orthodox prayer response is, “Lord, have mercy.” And so, I find that I must fight against the same tendencies as those converts who fell into such sin. In Spanish speaking countries there is a saying:
El hábito no hace al monje — The habit does not make the monk
There is tremendous wisdom in that saying. Our Lord Jesus Christ says something very similar.
Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man; but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man.
I need to always remember both what my culture teaches me and what my Lord teaches me on this subject. Thank you Pithless Thoughts.
Headless Unicorn Guy says
On the other side of the Adriatic, we call this a variant on Clericalism — the heresy that Only Clergy (or Monastics) count with God and the Laity doesn’t. It’s another coat of paint for the game of Spiritual One-Upmanship.
Headless Unicorn Guy says
Addendum:
This also sounds a LOT like Fanboy Obsession. I’ve seen it happen in various forms of Fandom — D&D, MTG, Anime, Furry, Sparkly Vampires, Trust Fund Kiddie Communist/Anarchist, you name it. This is a fanboy so obsessed with whatever he’s a fan of he’s developed Fanboy Tunnel Vision. And when that happens, there’s no outside world left to give him a reality check.
This cover is a Fanzine for Eastern Rite Monastic Fanboys.
(PS: Is a “prayer rope” the Eastern Rite equivalent of a Rosary?)
Fr. Ernesto Obregon says
Yep, although there are also prayer beads. But prayer rope is the oldest version.
Alix says
Oh boy, do I relate to this. Converts (and I am one) can be the worst when it comes to holier than thou. One the other side of the coin, there are the cradle orthodox who “know” more than anyone else HOW IT OUGHT TO BE. I do not want to get caught between in the cradle vs convert “wars”. I have to remember that we are all children of God–we are all sinners struggling to grow in holiness–we are all saved by grace and needful of the mercy of God whether we studied to be an orthodox convert and have all the writings of the church fathers in our brains or we grew up in the Orthodox community and carry traditions and customs around in our brains. In this case it is not what you know, but WHO you know. I have to strive for understanding, frequently ask for mercy and remember to stay right size. The little child who loves Jesus is who I want to be.
Alix
s-p says
Father, Thank you for your wonderful commentary on “Monkabee Magazine”. I’ve been everything you describe (and probably still am to some degree…sigh….) Please be patient with the likes of me, eventually we figure it out if someone bears us like Christ.
Rdr. John Simmons says
I liked being super correct – it was an antidote to laziness
I like being lazy – it is an antidote to being super correct
I like being a monk wannabe – it consoles me when I can’t be a monk
I never bothered to cut my tail when I realized I wasn’t going to be a monk
because I still fit in with my fellow California hippies,
and I realized how much I save on haircuts
I leave the long prayer ropes at home
I keep the sort prayer rope in my pocket
Counting prayers is for home,
but feeling the knots is like mooring the boat of my attention
which always wants to drift of – otherwise I want to pray countlessly
I wear a cassock in church, and at the monastery, but otherwise its off
Time should teach all, that in order to be a super monk wannabe
one becomes the servant of all; one becomes despised without complaining
one remembers God with reverence, and forgets oneself in the company of others
I believe that services should be inspired by Mt. Athos, even if severely trimmed,
Athos doesn’t pray long enough – the services in heaven never end;
The 2 hour vigil was too long – The mind loses attention in psalmody
When all efforts fail, when self-will is frustrated,
when supermonk becomes a great sinner,
then he can begin for real.
Headless Unicorn Guy says
When all efforts fail, when self-will is frustrated,
when supermonk becomes a great sinner…
When Reality whops a big one up side Fanboy’s head…